So this happened at Subway the other day
- Who's that guy?
- Um... John Green.
- I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
- No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
- oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.