chickensandwich:

ailaxolotl:

chickensandwich:

boys stand up to pee

girls sit down to pee

boys sit down to poop

girls stand up to poop

how backwards is that??

I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop

yo whatever

dumpsterfetus:

trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints

egberts:

*marries an anime character*

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

lubricates:

The sexual tension between me and no one.

theanti90smovement:

there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars